Come correct and let’s keep it simple.
Get straight to the point. Cool, I’m not here to drag it out.
I respect my time and I’ll respect yours. Which, okay, that means I’m not entertaining the nonsense.
No pimps
No games
No extra pics
No funny business
What you see is what you get. And yeah, I stick to that.
If you’re playing on my phone or wasting my time, I’ll block you.
Serious inquiries only. Which, look—just keep it clean and simple.
Ready to book—let’s make it easy.

