Treat yourself to the best I’ve got — the one that actually hits.
I offer an upscale service that’ll have you begging for more, yeah, and I’m not saying that to be cute.
I’m only one call away from making your wildest fantasies and dreams come true—well, “true” like you’ll feel it when it happens.
Anyway… which, okay, I’m just trying to be real about it. True…
