Richmond is my base, and yeah, I’m keeping it simple.
Text me only — no calls, please. I check that one less, so texts get handled first. Which, okay, don’t make it complicated—just send a message.
I’m not doing phone calls, and the listing title pretty much says the rest. Still, if you text me in Richmond, I’ll see it faster than you’d expect—anyway, hit me up that way. -42
Which, okay—texts only, no calls.
Text me only, no calls, got it — it’s not personal, it’s just how this is set up. I’ll reply based on what I can see there, and I don’t do phone requests. Anyway, send the text and keep it clean—don’t call.

