(Good pussy and #1 dick eater)
Come take a trip to Chocolate City — and yeah, no bare !!!!!!!!
Wait — Raleigh-durham’s where people usually end up talking, and I’m not gonna pretend this is some complicated thing. I’ll keep it discreet, and we can handle the stress-relief vibe without getting too loud about it. Which, okay, the whole “Chocolate City” thing is just the theme I use when I’m setting the mood—relatable, right. Also, the bare part is a hard no, so don’t show up expecting anything like that.
