Come get your dick wet! aayyyeeee
I’m real, legit, and my pics are real and recent—like actually recent. Wait — you’re gonna notice I’m not trying to verify stuff or send face pics, and yeah, I’ve got my reasons for not wanting to do that.
Which, okay, I don’t wanna debate it. PLEASE TEXT ME, do NOT call. I check that one less, so messages usually get handled better than anything that rings.

