Mrs. does the “make it disappear” thing, for real — no scams, no bullshit.
$60 special for 20 minutes, and yeah, I also do half an hour at that same $60. Which, okay, it’s not complicated — just decide how long you want it.
I’ve got a $50 10 minute special too, but once you start talking time, the math gets weird fast, so don’t overthink it. Anyway, it’s $80 for an hour.
No playing on my phone. Call text — usually faster that way — and I’ll respond at ⁹⁹⁴⁷⁹⁴. Cool, not a fan of nonsense, and I keep it straightforward.

