Come see me for some nice relaxation.
Not in the least interested in drugs. No GFE. No bare except for bbbj. No Greek—don’t ask. Anyway, incall only—no outcalls under any circumstance.
Wait—calls and texts aren’t the same here, so yeah, no calls, text only. Which, okay, usually works better when you just text me and keep it moving. Incall only.
Nothing less than 100. And don’t waste my time—stop being cheap. I check that I said it clearly the first time, because people still try it—text only, incall only.

