Save yourself time and trouble, seriously.
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Early Bird Special is 6am-1030am, and it’s only 6am-1030am. 100hh upgrades are always extra—And yep, that part matters.
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Text only, no phone calls please—wait, don’t rush it, read the whole thing first.
If you want to talk explicitly, then a tip beforehand is expected. Low ball offers aren’t accepted, no negotiating my rate. You’ll be blocked.
If I give you my address then I consider you committed. No call / No show and you’ll be blocked permanently.
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Which, okay—i’m all business up until business has been handled. After that, I’m the Hot MILF of your dreams. I am unforgettable, and you will be amazed by what I can do and how I do it—kinda the whole point, right
