INCALL ONLY!!! TEXT MESSAGES ONLY!!!
I’m serious about this oral service, and yeah it’s bold—still, it’s backed up. No time-wasters, and absolutely nothing “ANR” and I do mean nothing, bare—so don’t ask.
But between midnight and 7 AM, don’t contact me—please. Cool, anyway, if you’re texting, that part’s the deal, just keep it to texts.
Which, okay. I’ll stick to incall only and oral service, nothing else, and I check that less at night.

