INCALL ONLY!!! Text messages only. My schedule's crazy, so availability is random.
Which, okay — and yeah, I’m short on rent, so this is the last day for the rent-without-a-late-fee special. I’ve got 2 days to get it, rent’s due, and I need an appointment booked.
If you’re looking at booking, just know I’ve got nothing extra going on—nothing but what I already do, and I mean nothing. No AN R, nothing bare, don’t ask.
Anyway. I can back up the oral part—best oral in your life, bold statement, sure, but I can back it up. Book an appointment while it’s still running, then hit me with text—my messages are usually the fastest there.
