INCALL ONLY!!!
Text messages only—my schedule is crazy, so availability’s random. Which, okay, it is what it is.
I do oral, and I’m not skimping on it. It’s the best or nothing—bold statement, I know, but that’s how I run it. Cool. And yeah, it’s not “maybe,” it’s not vague—no time wasters, seriously.
Nothing bare. I mean absolutely nothing, and I don’t do the “oh come on” stuff. Anyway—if you’re trying to get weird or stretch the rules, don’t ask. My whole thing is keeping it clean and straightforward, even when my schedule’s not.

