Incall only. Text messages only—please.
GUARANTEED to be the best oral in your life. Yeah, it’s a bold statement, but I can back it up. Which, okay, it’s still just my opinion—but it’s the one I’m sticking with.
No time wasters. And when I say nothing, I mean nothing, like absolutely nothing bare, so don’t ask—seriously.
Anyway, don’t text between midnight and 7 AM. Cool, that’s the boundary, and I’m keeping it there even if you’re trying to slide it in—anytime else works.
