INCALL ONLY.
TEXT MESSAGES ONLY.
I’m not big on back-and-forth—don’t contact me between midnight and 7 AM, okay. Also, if you’re thinking “best oral ever” is just hype, which, yeah, it sounds like hype—cool— but I’ll stand on it. No time wasters. Absolutely nothing bare, and I do mean nothing. Anyway, you’ll see what I’m talking about once it’s booked—so just keep it to texts.
