INCALL ONLY — and yeah, I’m making it a birthday thing, not some long spiel. Text messages only, please.
Best oral, I’m not gonna dress it up—no time for back-and-forth, and absolutely nothing I wouldn’t do, and I do mean nothing bare. Wait — which part are you even thinking about right now? Anyway, I can back it up.
Don’t contact between midnight and 7 AM. Cool, that’s the only boundary I’m strict about—hit me up by text the other hours, I usually check fast there.

