1st special of 2025 — it’s a good one.
Anyway, I’m keeping it simple: book an appointment, and it’ll match the tone you’re setting for the rest of the year.
Incalls only. Which, okay, that’s the whole thing right there.
And I mean only text messages — absolutely nothing bare. No contact between midnight and 7am, seriously. Wait — if you can’t follow that, don’t schedule.
Also, please no time wasters. I’m sick of no shows, my time is just as valuable as anyone else’s, and I still deserve respect.
If you’re not serious about coming, then don’t — I repeat, don’t. I don’t care what I do for a living, you treat people with respect. My schedule matters, and it matters the same way you want yours to matter.

