Incall only. Text messages only—please. I’m done with no-shows, and honestly, my time is just as valuable as everyone else’s. Absolutely nothing bare, don’t ask.
Saturday plans—cool, just keep it serious. And if you don’t mean it, don’t schedule an appointment—any “no matter what I do for a living” vibe doesn’t change that. Wait — also, no contact between midnight and 7am.
Which, okay, that rule is there for a reason. I still deserve respect. My time is just as fucking valuable as everyone else’s—yeah, I said it twice, because people still try to play games.

