INCALL ONLY!!! Text messages only—yeah, I keep it simple.
If you’re trying to get the best oral in Provo, UT, I’m not really playing games. And I’ll be honest, “guaranteed” is a bold statement, sure, but I can back it up. Which, okay.
BOLD STATEMENT YES BUT CAN BACK IT UP! NO TIME WASTERS—absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing BARE, so don’t ask. Wait—between midnight and 7 AM, do not contact me there. Anyway, that’s the rule I’m sticking to.
