No time-wasters. I’m sick of no-shows, and my time is just as valuable as anyone else’s. Incall only—text messages only, absolutely nothing bare. Cool.
Also, please don’t contact between midnight and 7am. Which, okay, I get people lose track sometimes, but don’t—seriously, don’t. Wait—if you’re not serious about coming, then don’t schedule an appointment. I still deserve respect, and I do mean it the same way I said it before—my time is valuable, your time is valuable too. And no, it’s not about what I do for a living, it’s about being treated with respect.

