INCALL ONLY.
Text messages only, my schedule’s crazy so availability is random, which is kind of the point—if it lines up, it lines up.
Also yeah, I’m short on rent, and I’ve got 2 days to get it, so I can’t sit here chatting about it forever—my rent is due, and I need the booking to happen within those 2 days.
And if you’re thinking about asking for anything beyond oral, bare isn’t happening, I mean nothing bare—don’t ask.
I’m not trying to waste your time either, which okay, that sounds harsh, but honestly I keep it simple—incall only, texts only.
Anyway, book the appointment in those 2 days, text me first, I usually check that line and reply when I can—if you keep it to text messages, we’ll get it handled quicker.
Cool.

