IN CALL ONLY. Which, okay—no shows are ruining it.
If you want the oral session I offer, book an appointment—text me only, not calls.
But seriously, I’m sick of no-shows. My time is just as valuable as anyone else’s, and I still deserve respect.
Also: absolutely nothing bare. Don’t contact me between midnight and 7AM. Wait — if you’re not serious about coming, then don’t schedule. I mean it.
You can message me, I check that one less and it still hits faster when it’s text. Anyway, if you book, show up and treat it with respect—incall appointments only.

