INCALL ONLY!!! Text messages only. My schedule’s crazy, so availability’s random — Which is annoying, but it’s the truth.
I run a special all day ❤ if you want the oral that actually gets you there. Cool, that’s bold. And yeah, I’m saying it because I back it up — but don’t try me if you’re the “anything goes” type.
Nothing’s happening between midnight and 7 AM, and don’t ask. Also, absolutely nothing between what you think you heard and what I wrote — I mean NOTHING, and I do mean nothing bare. So if you’re texting after hours, you’re basically wasting your own time.
Text me to book your oral appointment; I check messages when I’m able, and usually faster there.

