Providence
Clock out and come claim your distraction. I’ve got a surprise waiting for you, and yeah, I mean that—don’t make me keep explaining. Trust me— you don’t want to keep me waiting.
Here for a great time, not a short one—catch me while you can. Which, okay, I’m not big on the back-and-forth either.
Please don’t contact me using vulgar, explicit, or coded language. If you send QVBJ, you’ll get ignored and possibly blocked. I don’t play with the “coded” stuff.
When I ask you how much time you want, I’m literally asking for the time—answer that. And just to be clear, I don’t charge for a service, I charge for my time very literally.
