TEXT ONLY, NO CALLS.
200/HH or 400/HR, and yeah that math’s not fun to stare at—anyway, 50/FT Verification.
No appointments, just be ready when you contact me. Which, okay, I’ll only do outcalls if you include a deposit.
I’m big on a proper introduction, too—like it’s not me being picky, it’s just how I filter messages.
You’ll need to send a selfie to meet; I don’t FaceTime for free. Wait—sometimes people try to skip that step and then wonder why nothing comes back.
Also, when you message me, keep it real and complete, because I don’t respond to vague hellos, plain and simple—same reason as the selfie thing, really.

