I’m not saying I’m the best choice…
but I’m definitely the most fun one 😏
Rules:
Make me laugh = instant favorite
If you flirt, commit to it
No boring energy allowed
Be real or be gone
I tease people I like… good luck
Payment:
Cash preferred, compliments required
Broke energy not accepted
If you can’t afford me, just say that
Time is money—mine especially
Window shopping is allowed, touching costs extra
Payment due before the attitude
