✔ Can hold a conversation.
✔ Understands sarcasm.
✔ Doesn't start with "hey."
✔ Possesses at least one interesting story.
✔ Has survived adulthood.
Benefits include:
• Great conversation
• Dangerous levels of charm
• Occasional mischief
• A smile you'll think about later
Limited positions available.
Apply wisely.
NO AA
OUTCALLS ONLY
SERIOUSNESS AND RESPECTFUL REQUIRED
