Portland feels like the kind of place where you can still find a deal that actually lands—anyway, I’ve got an $80 cardate special.
I can’t think of a better way to start your day than with a blowjob, and yeah, I’m talking about the “best around” part.
It’s priced at $80, and I’m keeping it simple—cardate special, then a blowjob, guaranteed satisfaction —
Which, okay, that’s what it says. Phone: (503) 555-0128. Hit me up there, usually faster.
