hi fellas — come in, were its ac, and relax.
And yeah, I’m full service. Which, okay, that means you can expect body rub downs too, and topless if you like.
I’m sorry, no A.A. men. Cool, I’ll keep it straightforward—no bs, no games, no drama, and please don’t bring any pimp energy into it.
My prices are reasonable, but don’t be cheap—seriously, that part matters. Usually faster when you message, and I check that one less than people think.
Only serious inquiries please. Wait — anyway, Portland folks already know the vibe is better once you’re in with the ac running.
