If you're new here, I suck the best dick on the planet—yeah, I know, that’s a bold line.
Wait, sorry—anyway. I’m in Wilsonville! Aurora! And yeah, for now I’m in a good mood, so catch me before it swings—LOL.
Cool, cardates available.
If you know me you’ll probably think that’s funny; if you don’t, you might not—either way, I’m hilarious.
Cardates available, and if you wanna pay I do Venmo @prettypeutz, or Cash App $crazybootch—usually faster when you hit me there first, not gonna lie.
