Portland Female Escort — Eggs & Spankings

Lucky you — you found what you’ve been looking for. And yeah, it’s a little strange, I know, but that “wakey wakey, eggs & spankings” vibe is basically the whole thing. Which, okay. You’ll notice it’s written like a teaser, not a whole essay, and that’s kind of the point — •ic/•oc/•cd, with the 30 tag on the end.