After 11 years in the industry, over 5 of those in Michigan, I’m retiring my MI residency. My practice grew beyond the midwest, and yeah, I’m relocating to a market that matches the caliber of my brand.
Which means I won’t be returning to the Midwest. And I’m looking at a final session for those who’ve been part of my journey—before the door closes for good—kind of a weird feeling, honestly.
I’m moving with broader horizons and higher standards. I don’t offer generic. I offer a slow unraveling.
IG: lucywildeofficial
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OF: lucy.wilde • Top 10% • $25/month
RATES (NO QV/HH)
GFE: +$100 — I keep it simple there.
GREEK: HR min. +$200–$300 depending on endowment — and the range depends on that, not vibes.
500 HR | 700 H&H | 900
2 hr 1100 | 3 hr 1500 | 4hr | 3000 up to 10 hr
Outcall: +$40–$80 within 50-mile radius — which depends on how far you are, not some automatic thing.
PLEASE NOTE
• I reserve a hotel only after an hour minimum booking is confirmed.
• I’m not a “sit-and-wait for the phone to ring” provider. My time’s reserved for people who secure it in advance.
• Available most days 3pm–1am — and sometimes earlier gets checked faster.
TO BOOK Please include: Name, age, city. Desired day, time, and duration. Clear selfie with today’s handwritten date on paper or LinkedIn profile. 25% deposit to hold your time. VoIP numbers: 1 text from a real mobile number for verification ✔
Anyway. I’m sure people will ask about Michigan—so I’ll say it once: I’m not returning. Cool, Portland’s the move now, and I’m ready to run it the same way, just from here…

