@%> I’m located in Northeast Portland, just off Glisan and super close to I-205. Gents, meet your next distraction—tasty, filling, creamy, juicy, and sticky… sweet enough to crave, dirty enough to remember. Which, okay, yeah, I’m that vibe, but I’ll keep it tasteful.
Anyway, my daily specials are BBBJ only 80, FSQV only 100—wait, and the 30 min only is 125, too. I’m not doing car dates, and yeah it says it right there: no car dates. Ne area incall, and outcall possibly, which depends on the day and the details we figure out.
NEWBIES welcome. No time wasters, and no low ballers. If you want first response, calls get it—I check that one less on messages. Hit me up at (503) 555-0198 usually faster there, then we’ll match what you’re actually after.
1st client of the day special — limited window, and I’ll be straight with you about it. No fucktards. Cool—keep it respectful, keep it simple.

