XXX LETS DO THIS XXX
SPECIALS....... SPECIALS..... SPECIALS FSQV NOW 100 — which, yeah, that number sticks in your head, then you start thinking about what comes next.
MY FAMOUS BBBJ 80 — Wait — people always get stuck on the word “famous,” like that matters more than the actual morning vibe.
WAKE UP HUNGRY — I’ll feed your sexual tension, and I’m gonna smother you with the closeness you crave. This is gonna be a morning you won’t forget.
✔ JUST OFF 205 & GLISAN — cool, convenient spot, easy to swing by.
✔ SAFE, EASY & CONVENIENT — and yeah, the whole point is not making things weird.
✔ PLENTY OF PARKING — which helps, because the last thing you need is circling.
✔ HIGHLY RECOMMENDED — I see why.
✔ 100 + STELLAR REVIEWS — and no, it’s not just one person hyping it.
✔ I PROVIDE INCALL or OUTCALL — some days you want one, some days you don’t.
✔ STRESS FREE / NO RUSH SESSIONS — no frantic timing.
✔ 1OO% INDEPENDENT — Which, okay, that’s the deal.
PLEASE PLEASE NO FUCKTARDS
NO LOW BALLERS
REAL MEN AND REAL CALLS ONLY

