CURRENTLY I’ve got a room in CLACKAMAS, next door to Fantasy Land on 82nd — which is kind of perfect for not wasting time.
Not gonna be here much longer, so we can do an arcade date or incall at the room. Either way, I’m keeping it moving.
I’m into fetishes—yeah, let’s do it. Which, okay, I’ll handle the kinky stuff your wife doesn’t do. Cool.
Let me be your daddy, I’ll peg that ass so hard you end up begging for more—leaving you like, wait… what even just happened. And don’t act surprised.
Want dress up and turn into a little whore in a short black skirt? Be my good little cunt slut, yeah I said it. Which, okay, if you’re into that vibe, we’re aligned.
Want me to piss in my ass and all over my tits? I’ll make all your wishes and dirtiest fantasies come to life.
I am super sweet, chill, laid-back, not judgmental. If you like it, I love it.
Anyway—don’t text if you’re not actually serious about meeting. I’m not doing an hour of back-and-forth, like I get it, but nah. Let’s make it sweet and simple, and get it done—then we’re right back to the fun.
