Very horny, experienced, and yeah—I'm trying to get you there, hard. All requests accepted with terms and conditions, and it’s not something I’m changing on a whim.
Naturally wet, and no lube needed 😉—I know, that sounds like exactly what you want to hear, but it’s also just how it is. Which, okay, if you’ve ever dealt with anything else, you already get why that matters.
Screening required 📲. Wait—don’t worry, it’s just part of the process, and once you’re through, we move.
Incall location is discreet, quiet, high end… my own spot 🌃. And yeah, I keep it low-key around Portland so it doesn’t feel like your day’s getting broadcast.
