If you want to come see me, you have to make a video call.
Please bring the exact amount — I can’t give you change, because I don’t carry cash with me. Anyway, if you want to do this, call me for video on FaceTime, Google Meet, or WhatsApp.
Cash or Zelle only — no Bae.
Wait—34… I mean, that’s what it says. Just note it and don’t show up expecting change.
