PLEASE READ MY AD ALL THE WAY—seriously, I know it’s a lot.
♡♡♡♡☆☆CUM N SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN PITTSBURGH !!! PLEASE
REFRAIN FROM ASKING ENDLESS QUESTIONS—cool, I get it, but don’t turn it into a novel.
~~INCALL ONLY !! Willing to do outcalls after we meet for incall first—no exception.
CONTENT IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST, so don’t wait—just keep it simple and I’ll handle the rest.
% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!! And yeah, I’m not doing drama.
THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA TOLERATED!!!! If you don’t come with the drama there won’t be any—there’s no point in the back-and-forth.
THERE WILL BE NO BULLSHIT TOLERATED AS WELL—so if you don’t come you don’t come with the bullshit, there isn’t going to be any BS.
I AM ABLE TO TALK UPON REQUEST FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES—wait, not in endless threads either.
PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!! NO ENDLESS TEXT MESSAGES ASKING A MILLION QUESTIONS.
♡♡☆☆☆IF YOU REFER SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU WILL RECEIVE A DISCOUNT FOR UR NEXT VISIT♡♡♡
Which, okay. Same idea as before—keep it short, keep it respectful.
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU
So what are hesitating for—text me ASAP. My schedule fills up fast—like, faster than people expect.
And about the nudes—DO NOT ASK FOR ANY NUDES!!!!!!! There won’t be any drama either, just the visit.
