*****PLEASE READ MY AD ALL THE WAY*****
♡♡♡♡☆☆Cum n see the most beautiful women in the Burgh—yeah, that line’s extra, but I mean it.
☆☆☆♡♡♡NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED!!!♡♡♡☆☆☆—and I’m serious about it, not just saying it to get clicks.
♡♡♡♡♡♡PLEASE TEXT ONLY!!!!! Please don’t fire off endless questions either—like, I get it, but no.
~~INCALL ONLY!! Willing to do outcalls after we meet for incall first!!! No exception!!! And which, okay, if you try to skip that step it’s not happening.
CONTENT IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST, so don’t wait too long—anyway, just know I’m not doing nudes on request.
SO DON'T WAIT ANYMORE CUM SEE ME AND HAVE SUM FUN. Trust me u wONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!! (I know, sounds like I’m selling sunshine, but that’s what I’m putting on here.)
% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!! Which, yeah, it’s bold—still, it’s my guarantee.
******DO NOT ASK FOR ANY NUDES!!!!!!!*****
THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA TOLERATED!!!! If you don't come with the drama there won’t be any—wait, that sounds weird phrased twice, but same idea: bring peace.
THERE WILL BE NO BULLSHIT TOLERATED AS WELL, so if you don't come with the bullshit there isn't going to be any BS.
I AM ABLE TO TALK UPON REQUEST FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. Cool. If you keep it respectful, it’s smoother.
PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!! NO ENDLESS TEXT MESSAGES ASKING A MILLION QUESTIONS.
♡♡☆☆☆IF YOU REFER SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU WILL RECEIVE A DISCOUNT FOR UR NEXT VISIT☆☆☆♡♡♡
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU —and yeah, my schedule fills up fast, so keep it simple and text only. !!!j
