FULL SERVICE.
OUTCALL ONLY. Cool.
PITTSBURGH, PA—hit me up at (412) 555-0137 if you’re trying to keep it simple. I check that one less, usually faster there.
ANAL . Wait—people read this and assume a bunch of rules, but it’s pretty straight in the ad.
NO COPS. Which, okay.
FIRM PRICE. Don’t ask—just don’t.
NO CARDATES. And yeah, I’m keeping the vibe exactly like the wording says.
