Hey guys, my name is D Love, and I’ve got a Half Hour Special.
It’s for my time and my time only—HHR 140, HR 200. Which, yeah, that price is tied to the time slot, not anything else.
I’m only in town a few more nights, and I’m a pretty good listener—also a great pleaser. Wait, I know that sounds repetitive, but that’s literally how I’d describe it.
No police or police affiliations, and no restricted phone calls. Cool. I’m keeping it straightforward like that—so when you talk to me, it should be normal.

