💋 TIME TO LEARN WHAT IT IS TO BE ENVIED WITH ENVY 💋
You could spend it doom-scrolling,
watching bad television, and pretending
you are not bored beyond training…
Or you could make a decision that is
certainly more fun with a companion that is
significantly better entertainment. 😘
Pick Envy
5’5” of curves, 60” around at the hips, blue
grey eyes, blonde, an unforgettable voice,
and a personality that tends to leave an
impression.
Intelligent, witty, composed, a little
sarcastic, and entirely too much woman
for most men….Good thing this ad isn’t
for some men.
✨ The Essentials ✨
💋 Minimum Donation: $125
💋 Text Only
💋 Appointments Preferred
💋 Incall Available
💋 Limited Outcalls with Verification
💋 Discreet • Relaxed • Drama-Free
✨ Rules & Expectations ✨
✔ English Only
✔ AA Welcome
✔ Arrive Clean & Groomed
✔ Be Respectful
✔ Be On Time
✔ Know What You Want
✔ No Negotiating
✔ No Excessive Texting
✔ No Intoxicated Visitors
✔ Hygiene Is Mandatory
Rules
🚫 No Greek
🚫 No Mouth-to-Mouth
🚫 Please do not request services
not offered
✨ Upgraded or specialized requests begin
at an additional $150 and are considered
individually.
⚠ Friendly Notice
If your opening message is: “Hey”, “Available”,
“What’s your lowest” or my personal favorite…
“I only have $40.”…we are beginning our
relationship with disappointment. I’m not
looking for a texting buddy, bargain hunter,
pen pal, amateur negotiator, or professional
time-waster. I’m looking for gentlemen who
know how to communicate, follow directions
and appreciate quality company.
💋 Beautiful is common.
✨ Unforgettable is rare.
Come discover why they call me Envy.
Limited time availability.
The procrastinators, tire-kickers, and
“maybe next week” gentlemen are
encouraged to continue their journey
elsewhere. 😘
