High-voltage, unapologetic, wildly selective — yeah, I’m still me.
Wait — don’t call my old 480 number. It’s still on, but I got a new number now, so hmu on the 623 number, please. My work number is 62 36 98 29 97. Usually faster there.
My name’s Anna. I seriously love a great sense of humor, like… comedy helped me through awkward moments and some of my tougher times. It’s weirdly healing. I was that negative Nancy / Debbie Downer vibe, and then a good laugh would yank me out of a funk. I think stand-up saved my life and changed how I let stuff influence my mood — and yeah, I know I’m repeating it, because it’s true for me.
Anyway. Here are some jokes to start the day off right:
What’s the difference between hungry and horny Where you stick the cucumber.
Why is sex like playing bridge If you don't have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball A man will actually spend 20 minutes searching for a golf ball.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do women fake orgasms Because men fake foreplay.
Finally, the weekend’s over and I can’t complain — I had a lot of fun. I try to do every weekend, and I usually get lucky and have a good time together around then. So… let’s chit chat and text or talk over the phone, make plans that are fun, relaxing, adventurous, exciting, good ideas of places we can go explore, keep it more private between a couple or multiple people, more up close and personal, date-night energy. Or we can go out and explore, take a night out — Downtown, Westgate, or Mill Ave in Tempe — lots of bars you can walk between close by. And we can even take aome pucs or some content to capture the moment — the fun part.
Cool. I’m 31, completely unhinged in the best way possible, and I hold the bar ridiculously high. I don't do boring, I don't do fake, and I certainly don't do vanilla. If you can’t handle raw honesty and a filthy sense of humor, don’t waste my time.
Anna and Jessica 62 36 98 29 97 — call us for some fun with a hot brunette and a hot blonde, both beautiful, voluptuous, fun, outgoing women in the prime of their sex life, ready to let loose.
