Hi, I’m the girl your mother warned you about… and your best friend secretly hopes you’ll bring home.
I’m the kind of sharp wit in a killer dress, yeah—and somehow I also end up equal parts brains, mischief, and legs-for-days. Wait — it’s not just talk. If you need arm candy that actually talks, a dinner date where I’ll roast your boss with you, or someone to make your ex jealous in the most elegant way possible, I’m your girl.
I show up on time, leave your sheets smelling like trouble, and I never, ever ask “so what do you do” (because let’s be honest, we both know you’re here for the fun part).
Anyway, my incall is $250/hr, donation is 250/ hr, and it’s non negotiable—cool, just how it is.
Which, okay, book me once. You’ll be texting me at 2 a.m. for round two before the week is over—so… yeah, that part usually doesn’t wait.
