Sunday got hot, and yeah—you need a place to cool down.
I’m Envy. All natural, mature, BBW. See it live—because the video isn’t doing it any favors.
5’5” of curves with a very noticeable 60” around the hips—exactly as dramatic as it sounds. Piercing blue-grey eyes, too, and they notice everything, even the part where you’re trying to decide when to talk and when silence says more. Blonde, short, fun hair—chaos-resistant, not chaos-proof. And a voice you’ll remember, even if you pretend you won’t.
Sharp wit, faster comebacks, and a strict “no nonsense, no refunds” policy. I’m intelligent, funny, composed, and just the right amount of trouble for men who think they can “handle it.” Spoiler: most can’t. Cool—still not my problem.
If your opening message is “hi,” I already know you’re not ready for this level of effort. And if you’re only seeking attention from women because you’re not getting it anywhere else… maybe it’s because you’re not memorable enough to earn it. Harsh, yeah. But I prefer honesty over confusion. So please don’t waste time.
Anyway—read past the typos. You’re not a flying elephant, you shouldn’t need everything spelled out perfectly. Use that smooshy thing between your ears. Feel free to try again, until you figure it out. I might even be impressed.
Minimum Donation: $125
Text Only
Appointments Preferred
Incall Available
Limited Outcalls with Verification
Discreet • Relaxed • Drama-Free
Rules & expectations
English only, and AA welcome. Arrive clean & groomed, be respectful, be on time, know what you want, no negotiating, no excessive texting, no intoxicated visitors, hygiene is mandatory.
No Greek
No Mouth-to-Mouth
Please do not request services not offered
Upgraded or specialized requests begin at an additional $150 and are considered individually.
Friendly notice: If your opening message is “Hey,” “Available,” “What’s your lowest” or my personal favorite… “I only have $40.”…we’re starting our relationship with disappointment. I’m not looking for a texting buddy, bargain hunter, pen pal, amateur negotiator, or professional time-waster. I’m looking for gentlemen who know how to communicate, follow directions and appreciate quality company. Which, okay, that’s pretty much it.
Come find out why they call me Envy—incall is available, and outcalls are limited with verification.
