Hey guys — I’m looking for someone in Phoenix, AZ with a really nice car just sitting around that they’d rent out to me, and yeah, I’ll work with a payment in kind.
I can give you a $850 deal, and it’s tied to an hour once a week. The payment side is an XXX porn star exp — all holes open — full hour, once a week as payment. Cool, right?
But I’m also trying to be clear: I’m trying to use your car for a while, and I can’t really do it without the ride. Which, okay, if you’ve got a nice ride and you’ll let me drive it, message me — I check that one less than you’d think, usually faster there.
Also, if you’re in Phoenix, AZ and you’ve got something extra nice sitting around, hit me up about the arrangement. Which, okay, then we can talk details and I’ll confirm what works for the once-a-week schedule—no big ceremony, just figuring out the hour and the $850.

