My service is available and natural, and yeah, it comes with a happy ending.
All my service are guaranteed—27, by the way. Wait—it's written like that in the original, but that's how it’s supposed to read.
Good services you won't complaint about, sweetie. Which, okay, I love what I do—still, the “happy ending” part is the detail you actually care about.
Anyway. My services are available, and they’re described as natural with a happy ending, the same way I wrote it—because repeating it feels clearer than pretending it’s something else.
