Stormi here—yeah, I can show you better than I can tell you.
It’s Wednesday, hump day, and II know you’re waking up horny—anyway.
Come see Stormi; I’m special, and the way this mouth gets wet gets handled real quick.
Super Soaker wet wet Wednesday—let’s make it a fun day, and I’m keeping it real, not with the bullshit.
I’ve got a special price for the ones that come. Early bird gets the worm, which, okay—just know I’m not trying to drag it out—if you’re in Philly, it’s the vibe.

