Tell me what you want—really.
Anyway, I’m here for sex, not small talk. If you’re at home feeling stuck, like you’re stuck with masturbation only, then come see what it’s like in person. Which, okay—this is passionate, and it’s aimed at getting you off.
I don’t do the whole “girlfriend” comparison thing; you already know what you’re missing. So if you’ve been dick-itching and you just don’t have a girlfriend who likes your penis, that’s exactly the kind of encounter I’m talking about.
Cool, and I can’t pretend it’s anything else—this is about sex, and the moments are better than any girlfriend.
