"EARLY BIRD SPECIAL" today/Monday (4th) from 6:30AM–9AM — yeah, that’s the window, not “sometime today”
50$ off HR during the special, and 30$ off HHR too — which, okay, that part’s pretty simple. Then there’s 25$ off QV… and I’ll be real, people always ask about the details, so just don’t make me spell it out like a menu.
This is an expiring offer just for this morning, and if you’re trying to drag the convo into explicit territory—don’t. Don’t ask for explicit pics and don’t ask for explicit talk. We’re all grown here, and we all know what that means.
I’ve got legit, recent, real pics in my ad, I’m 100% real and 100% independent—no fake pages, no borrowed stuff. And yeah, you’ll see the “boobalicious” pics I’m talking about in the ads so you know what you’re getting.
No cops, no pimps, no one under 21, no Greek, no bareback. I don’t do charity p****, no matter how pitiful you try to make yourself sound, or how important you make yourself sound.
Anyway, I’m not the usual working girl vibe. I’m top shelf and talented, and I like sharing my knowledge and expertise in how to relax a man and make him feel like the king he is.
Also my motto: cheap p**** ain’t good and good p**** ain’t cheap.
Anyway — if you come at me correct, cool. If you don’t, you get blocked—simple as that. —37
