Someone feeling adventurous and frisky?
Skip the rest—yeah, I’m the best, and I’ll prove it. Leave the junkies, scandalous thots, soulless succubuses alone and come be with a classy, sassy, with a touch of trashy bad bitch like me. No drama. Which, okay.
And about the “cheap” thing—cheap pussy isn’t good, and good pussy aint cheap. Wait — I said that like a rule twice now, because it matters.
No pimps. No law. No low ballers. No time wasters. Be about it—cool.
(Just… keep it real. )

