Hey baby,
It’s your one and only sexy fun size treat, and yeah, I’m here with you—always.
Service is A1, no flakes, no switches or bates. Anyway, if you ask for specials—30—just do it the way we agreed, not overthinking it. Cool.
Wait—“ready now” isn’t a slogan when I’m actually right here, you know?
If you want the “Special,” hit me up and I’ll tell you what that includes—30.
Which, okay.
